* Rapidinhas do Inoxidável...

Prefeito segue "comprando" eleitores...

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Maior parte fiado...

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Loba, lorota e mentira...

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Tira foto e mete nas redes sociais...

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Coloca o rótulo de vendido e tome rela...

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Enquanto isso...

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Falta tudo no município...

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A merenda escolar além de fraca e pouca...

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Na Mariana por exemplo...

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Um Papa Sebo fica com fome com a quantidade...

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Rui Barbosa já dizia...

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Cada povo tem o governo que merece.

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Neguinho de Grosso deve solicitar audiência pública para debater Blitzs frequentes em Caraúbas...

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Parlamentar quer saber detalhes dessas operações quase que diárias...

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Edil fazendo seu trabalho.

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Dobradinha para o senado...

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Fátima Bezerra e Ezequiel Ferreira...

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Walter Alves para o Governo...

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Dr. pra Federal e a Dra. para estadual...

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Tome molusco...

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Chapa pronta seu moço...

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Se chegar lá né seu moço.

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Chegando a Festa de São Geraldo....

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Vai ter mesão...

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Hum rum...

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Ele e ela e ela e ele...

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É arrocho.

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Depois de oferecer dinheiro e emprego até a gota serena...

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Prefeito já mudou 100 votos?

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Quantos perdeu pois o bacarau chega ganhando bem e na janela...

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Rapaz...

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Caba que já escutou duas vezes na sua casa promessas de empregos...

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Fica satisfeito?

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Sem falar nos coxinhas...

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Lá e dizendo que tão cá...

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Aguardar.

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Presidente da Câmara de Janduis...

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Gestão apagada...

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Se esperava mais...

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Caldo de cuscuz.

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Cresce a cotação do nome de Bicudo...

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Presidente fazendo o pé de meia...

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Os Alves correm do duelo...

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Esse filme é antigo.

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Hospital Tarcísio Maia...

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Pior direção da história...

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É coisa muito ruim a diretora geral...

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Abre o olho Fátima...

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Com uma diretora daquela é complicado...

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Num digo é nada.

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Cadê o lobisomem?

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Esse tirou férias...

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A macacada seu moço...

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Oh moreno presepeiro!

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Parabenizar Dr. Lúcio Jr...

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Novo médico caraubense...

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Grande orgulho para os país, amigos, familiares e sua terra...

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Sirva e honre seu juramento...

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Quem sabe não entra na política...

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Fui.

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Deus sempre no comando.

Eita lê lê seu moço!